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Coloring and activity on the farm with Gary Guest.
Can you solve the puzzles and color within the lines? Can you name the farmer and his animals?
This coloring and activity book will keep you busy for hours and have you laughing at the same time.
On September 28, 1924, German immigrants Henry and Ella Borgman arrived in New York Harbor along with hundreds of others who dreamed of a better life in America. A year later, on their route home across the Brooklyn Bridge in the middle of a New York City traffic jam, Ella goes into labor and gives birth to a son. They name him Brooklyn “Brooks” Borgman after the bridge which, to them, embodied the American “can-do” attitude they had come to love. Life wasn’t easy for the Borgman’s, but they trust “the good Lord,” work hard and “get by with a little help from their friends” in the small town of Anomie, Kansas where they are forced to move after the depression. Henry becomes an airplane mechanic and Brooks starts spending lots of time with Dad at the hangar where he develops an aptitude for flying planes. Shortly before his 19th birthday, Brooks is drafted into the army during World War II. It soon becomes apparent that both the providence that ordered his parents’ lives and his own has been preparing him for his time in the service. Brooks quickly distinguishes himself as the best of his class and is pressed into dangerous duty. Against overwhelming odds, Brooks selflessly volunteers to put himself in harm’s way to aid a crucial mission, earning him the love of his fellow soldiers and the respect of his superiors. It will also win him the hearts and admiration of his countrymen but will he live to see it?
Back for the second round of belly roars, Gary Guest is still dishing up the humor by dishing on the hilarious events in his life as a farmer. Roll with Gary as he tells tales that are almost too funny to be true…but not quite…because most of them are true!
DISCLAIMER: The views represented in this book are not necessarily the views of the United States Department of Agriculture. BUT THEY SHOULD BE! In the increasingly competitive and challenging world of farming, surely a book is needed to educate farmers on how to increase their crop yields. Okay, so this isn’t that book. Or…is it? What if what every farmer really needs is just a good laugh?
Gary Guest or “Double G” as he’s known, loves three things: 1. Being a farmer; 2. Dirt; and 3. Making people laugh. In Fertilizer For The Funnybone, he’s fulfilled that mission in sowing a collection of humorous anecdotes, poems, and witty one-liners sure to reap a bountiful harvest of laughter. Guest also loves his wife of 40 years who plays a prominent role in the book, as well as serving as his “typist, editor, conscience and sometimes waitress.” Whether you’re a lifetime farmer or a city-slicker, you’re sure to love this book and the author ’s infectious and delightful brand of self-deprecating humor. From “Me a writer? That might be a stretch” to “You might be a Cattleman if…” to the “Dear Double G” not so sage advice columns, this book lives up to its name!
Fertilizer For the Funnybone Activity Book Reviews
Fertilizer For the Funnybone Activity Book will tickle your funny-bone like the original Fertilizer For The Funnybone.
Moms and dads this is one you can share in the reading, coloring, and doing the puzzles. Anytime you have some spare time pick it up and do a couple of pages. It will give you hours of quality time to spend with your child or children. Get yours today. You’ll have yourselves some fun and laughs. – Reviewed byCarol
Avi is a typical boy having an ordinary day full of corrections and negativity by well-meaning grown-ups. When he reaches his limit and blows up, he ends up in the time-out chair, where he falls asleep. In his dream, he learns the secret of the Greatness Chair and brings his newfound wisdom back to his parents.
Trudy was a tall and skinny dog called a Saluki. She was just an ordinary dog until something extraordinary happened to her and then she was no ordinary dog at all. Find out what changed Trudy and how you too can become extraordinary.
Love Magic is a comforting story about 6-year-old Charlie who is missing her grandfather “Pop Pop”, who has recently passed to Heaven. Gramma reminds Charlie how Pop Pop told her before he passed that “The most important things in life are not seen with the eyes but felt with the heart”, and that all she had to do was think of him and he would be there. This beautiful story is a reminder that love is eternal and that we can always connect with those we love through remembering, visualization, signs, synchronicities and sharing Love Bubbles.
Spike is mean and thinks it’s fun to treat people badly. Then he has a bad dream that shows him what his what his life will soon be like. Find out what Spike learned from his bad dream about what happens to bullies.
I suppose the color I chose did not make my teacher happy. I wanted something neat and snappy. It’s your book so take a look inside. Then color away and have a nice day. Any color will do as this book is for you. By Carole Lathrop Moeller
Rocky, was rescued by Mrs. S. but she didn’t know just how bad he could be. Rocky is radical, rebellious, and rambunctious. He chews shoes, steering wheels, and steel doors.
Will Mrs. S. keep Rocky or take him back to the shelter? Find out if Mrs. S. loves Rocky even when he is bad.
The First Fairy Tale: Book II is the second book in a series that creatively tells the story of our beginnings in a way that delights children and parents alike. Everyone has been born, so we have each taken this journey described in classic fairy tales, fables, allegories, legends, and myths across cultures and generations. Now you can share this magnificent journey with those who are actually taking it, those who enjoy hearing it the most and benefit from having their travels acknowledged. Parents can read The First Fairy Tale Book II: The Awakening Heart to their small children—it is really intended to be read to babies while they are still in the womb. Research shows that newborns remember the stories and songs they heard while in utero! They are calmed and reassured by the sound of your voice and the tone of their own story being told with love.
Do you want to improve your child’s behavior? An undiscovered window to guiding your children is open while they sleep! During this time your child’s developing ego-mind is quiet and cannot disagree or talk back. This is an open door for a caring parent to suggest alternative thoughts, feelings, and actions. A belief that your child holds like “Kids pick on me,” becomes “Other children treat you with kindness,” or “Other kids like you,” or simply, “You are loved.” As a parent, you can generate affirmations of love, kindness, and happiness in the minds of your children. This is a sacred trust. Your children are watching, listening, and imitating you and other role models throughout each day. Sleep is a time to suggest the best to your children to enhance their self-esteem and their regard for others.
Daddy, Mommy, Lili, Bunni and her older brother, Jordy, go on a camping trip into the woods. Daddy has a surprise for these little adventurers, and Mommy gives them a task to keep them busy. Hmm…we wonder what the surprise is? Listening to instruction can be hard. Lili, Bunni, and Jordy soon find out.
The Gourd book is an outpouring of emotion from a grief-stricken woman over the loss of her father and the extraordinary events that inspired this fictional place full of exotic creatures telling her story of sorrow, inspiration, faith and finally peace.
“Una divertida y hermosamente ilustrada fantasía moderna sobre el precioso proceso de dar vida. La concepción se convierte en una accesible historia para todos.”
Janet Teodori, MD, Neuróloga Pediátrica y miembro APPPAH
“En este mundo nuestro donde arte y ciencia se cruzan, este libro es una verdadera gema. Cuentos de hadas pueden traer a nuestra mente la verdadera sabiduría del inconsciente y enriquecer nuestro conocimiento científico. La verdadera belleza del milagro de la concepción, como Dr. Susan Highsmith lo demuestra en este libro, le da a los niños y adultos el entendimiento que un “Nacimiento Lleno de Amor” es lo que nuestras almas están buscando.”
Dr. Gladys McGarey
Foundation for Living Medicine “ Mother of Holistic Medicine”
“El Primer Cuento de Hadas Libro 1: La Aventura Comienza por Susan Highsmith combina una belleza elegante con palabras mágicas que nos inspiran e informan del misterio y la realidad de la concepción. Esta hermosa obra de arte de Mark Sean Wilson añade una aura transcendente a cada pagina. Las formas y colores de sus ilustraciones junto con el texto enriquecido de Susan nos traen la maravilla del natural, pero milagroso, viaje antiguo que cada uno de nosotros toma.”
Barbara R. Findeisen, MFCC, PhD
President Pocket Sanctuary Foundation Past APPPAH President
A story based on true events of a little girl named Aliyah. She goes on her adventures with her stuffed bunny. In this book, Lili & Bunni go on a wild adventure with a new friend. They end up meeting some interesting friends along the way and learning new skills as they play.
Bring out the coloring artist of your child while letting them learn A to Z of Animals, Birds, Vegetables, Fruits, and the Wonders of the World. This coloring book for children contains 112 pages keeping your children engaged for more than three months. Coloring the names introduces them to lettering fun. Moreover, we aim to provide children with a chance to learn about what they are coloring by including a short paragraph, providing an introduction of the animals, birds, fruits, vegetables, flowers, in this children’s coloring book. So, let your kids color and learn together with their friends.
When the town shows up at the local Church for the Christmas program baby Jesus is missing from the Nativity scene. Find out who took the baby Jesus and why.
